Parking Fail

Just had to share this- went to Hobby Lobby the other day (yes, I know…) and this is apparently how some of the old people who go there like to park.  I was laughing so hard, and other people were snapping pics, too, it was just too funny!

And one from the other direction, just for good measure...

Turns out Pastor John WAS a John!

What happens when your pastor gets caught in a prostitution sting?

Serve probation, get counseling, do community service and attend “john school.”  I wonder what “john school” is like?  Maybe he can be the new “john school” chaplain?

I hope it teaches him to not get caught next time, because if he hadn’t been caught he could still be a pastor at his church!  Remember kids- good Christians don’t get caught!

I think they're all wearing dance tights?

Okay, Fine, They Weren’t Orphans!

Look, they weren’t orphans. We just told them how much their lives would always suck with these families, and how much better everything could be if they had white families in America!  There’s NOTHING wrong with that!

37 Minutes???

Really?  37 minutes??? Right on!  This is news I’ve been waiting to hear, and I am very happy about.  I had been concerned with the defense- that he’d committed the crime in order to prevent murders.  Can you imagine the implications of that?  Unbelievable…

Pope Gets Kink-ay

In a new book, written by the Monsignor who promoted John Paul’s canonization, we learn that the Pope liked it kinky.

Or, more precisely, he was one of those who thought suffering/penance would bring you closer to God.  A Catholic thinking suffering/penance would bring them closer to God?  Haven’t heard that one before!  Nothing like a little self-mortification to get you going in the morning after a night of sleeping on a wood floor…

Run For The Hills! Palin AND Bachmann!!!

So, here in Minnesota, we have some fun Halloween haunts, like Valley Scare and the Trail of Terror.  Oh, speaking of ‘trail of terror’, guess who’s hitting the trail together?  Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann! Oh, that’s just freakin’ great!  This totally cancels out the news that Mr. Coleman won’t be hitting any trails for a bit…

I’m also wondering what exactly happens when two overwhelmingly insane people are in such close proximity to one another…

Ugh, and the rumors of a possible presidential ticket.  Oy!  What the shit?  At least we know they’ll get the crazy vote, which is about half of the country.

Pee Pee? Oui Oui!

Katherine Kersten is asking people to come urinate on her steps. I don’t know, maybe I didn’t read the article close enough?

Choose Your Own Race

Just an FYI, Rod Blagojevich now gets to decide not only what race he is, but he also gets to decide for other people.  He also says he was the only ‘real’ person in his political arena…  Sure…

Star Tribune

No Groceries For You!

From the Star Tribune.

One of my favorite things about articles are the reader comments…  A few readers have already pointed out that religious people fall for religious scams.  Um, yeah!  They fell for religion, didn’t they?  Wonder if any of them will ever realize that having blind faith in anything, even a promise of groceries, isn’t such a great idea…

Remote Posts for WordPress

Well, Heretic bought me a Peek Pronto for the holidays. So far, it works pretty well and is fun and easy to use. I’m just practicing right now to see what email blog posts look like and how this will work out for me when I’m on the go.

I hope all of you have an amazing holiday season! Stay warm and safe.